this may come off as arrogant and untrue but

...i think i deserve something special.

not necessarily big but

something nice and thoughtful..

at least just, once in a while.

once in a while like once in three months.

not once in five years.

you know, God, i'm okay if you wanna give me people/situations/burdens like these to deal with.. but why do You always have to make so that all the other people around me seem to be rubbing it in my face?

excuse me?!

"If you believe in Jesus Christ, reblog this. DON'T IGNORE THIS. The bible says if you deny Him, he will deny you in front of His father in the gates of heaven. This is the simplest test."

so lemme get this clear. if i reblog this/post this as my status, then switch off my laptop and go for a walk and decide to murder/rape the little girl who was alone in the park, and then i rob a bank, but IF i reblog this/post this as my status, i get to go to heaven?!?!? and Jesus Christ won't deny me?!?!??! and this is a test to see if i truly really believe in Him? i pass a test by clicking copy and paste? really? really.

seriously sometimes i don't blame people for hating us christians.

THIS IS WONDERFUL

DEAR IGLOO CREW/CIC

why did thou leave dinkle and me be?!

first beloved von diesel went to the land down under to minimize corruption there

then the most daft flower girl leaves to sell coconuts

my annoying tick is betraying herself writing in space

and soon the eskimo is escaping, leaving us with no more meatballs

do you how WONDERFUL school has been? i'm not saying i miss you guys you know. it's just that your presence in school makes everything better.

fine i miss you guys a teeny weeny bit.

though i am writing this only because my period is coming.

oh i kinda forgot about the other flowerpot. whoops.

how i study

Okay.. What was the Renaissance?

The Renaissance was a transitional period bridging the gap from medieval times to...........................

hmmm i wonder if Todd Hewitt kills Mayor Prentiss?

the story of the 600th boy

Little Kevin was the 600th, and the last, boy in this world

he was a sad, sad child growing up

and harbored angst and bitterness in his heart

just like Queen Mary Tudor...

or Professor Snape

however, unlike the latter character

who was born a slytherin but died as a gryffindor

kevin just continued to SLITHER-IN AND RUIN OUR LIVES.

dot & val how bout submitting this to the yearbook?