Friday, July 29, 2011

this whale has too much blubber

saw a good-looking farmer
what a wonderful charmer
said i was slightly chubbier
ate too much during the summer
wanna hit my head with a hammer
why do i have so much blubber
makes everything a bummer.

how guy sleepovers are like:

dudes checking out girls on the computer
niggas playing xbox
that one guy who's taken
and a dude who just feels like singing

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

white blank page, mumford and sons


Can you lie next to her and give her your heart, your heart?
And can you lie next to her and confess your love, your love?
You did not think when you sent me to the brink, the brink
You desired my attention but denied my affections
But tell me now where was my fault, in loving you with my whole heart.

peter and alice

If you were wondering who that dashing young prince down there is.......


he's happily taken.