this whale has too much blubber

saw a good-looking farmer

what a wonderful charmer

said i was slightly chubbier

ate too much during the summer

wanna hit my head with a hammer

why do i have so much blubber

makes everything a bummer.

how guy sleepovers are like:

dudes checking out girls on the computer
niggas playing xbox
that one guy who's taken
and a dude who just feels like singing

white blank page, mumford and sons

Can you lie next to her and give her your heart, your heart?

And can you lie next to her and confess your love, your love?

You did not think when you sent me to the brink, the brink

You desired my attention but denied my affections

But tell me now where was my fault, in loving you with my whole heart.

peter and alice

If you were wondering who that dashing young prince down there is.......

he's happily taken.

peter pan for christmas

draco malfoy

dearest flower girl,

is your heart not melting?

yayness

the eight fishes on your right would like a bite of your mouse.

how wonderful is that?!

fishes called cows who like mice.

the lottie project

Hello,

This is a fresh new start, with no cute little cartoon stuff because i am too old for all that. Kudos to you if you are actually reading this, because no one bothers about blogs anymore. So i suppose i should warn you that some of the posts from now on may not make any sense as it may be fictional.

The old stuff is in theprevioushardyharharr.blogspot.com

Toodles sweetcheeks!