asdfghjkl: March 2012

Thursday, March 29, 2012

CALL DA POLICE

DIS GUY IZ A CRIMINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

seriously though if you've seen him please call Nancy at 1-523-555-4399

your help is greatly appreciated,

thank you.

lol my church friends shouldn't read this post

nerdiegirlie: merrduff: NO NOPE NO THERE IS NO STEADY BACK HOME! NED NICKERSON WHO IS THAT RAVAGE ME, DAVE GREGORY.

i think i cracked the code.

this is what you reply:

"yeah i've got a steady back home but our relationship ain't steady"

(WOULD U LIKE TO FIX DAT DEAR DAVE OF MINE)

HONESTY IS ALWAYS THE BEST POLICY.

because really, if the only time she ever talks to Ned, her darling boyfriend, is when she needs a clue..............

and if she totally ditches Ned for The Hardy Boys...

how is it a steady relationship?

i love maths, really

but the oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thing i HATE doingggggggg

is finding the darn nth term of some sequence. GRARH GARH GARH AHLKHJRLKAWEHJ

yo nth term

i be no agree to playing hide and seek with ya

stop being so LOA

NO ONE LIKES YOU

stop getting us to play childish games with ya

I DON'T EVEN WANNA FIND YOU YO

RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK AGAIN, Nth TERM.

NO ONE LIKES YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HELLO

The other day i was studying peacefully on mah table when dear old poppy sat opposite me with a sewing kit. He then proceeded to put a red thread through the needle and started sewing.. something.

I got curious and asked, "papa, what are you sewing?"

then he held up his UNDERWEARS, one grey, one blue, and one dark green.. and said,

"that kakak nur la! she keeps confusing my underwears with your brother's! i toldddd her so many times already that whenever she sees the brand BYFORD the underwear belongs to ME. but still she keeps putting my underwears in your koko's cabinet! so now, i'm going to sew a red thread to all my underwears! so that she'll know that all the underwears with the red thread belong to ME."

thaaaat's my poppy, everybodeh.

and nowwwwwwwww......................................................................

you're picturing my dad in nothing but his underwear.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH