it's weird when you're sweet

"sorry i couldn't come over just now.."

"oh it's okay. i don't think i would have wanted you to anyway, i need to do my work."

"ohhh! so it's not because you don't want me to see you cause you're feeling really ugly or fat today is it?"

"huh no. you've seen me when i'm really ugly before what!"

"no i haven't!"

"yes you haaaave. when i pin up my fringe and i wear my specs?"

"excuse me, i would like to correct you. i have never seen you ugly before, and i never will."

"......................LOL WHATEVER GOODBYE"